Those are pretty good. But in all fairness, an allowance must be made for the alternative brand name. Let's give this a whirl:
B - Beer?
U - Ugh!
T - This
T - trash
W - would
I - imply
P - production
E - errors
R - rampant.
Not very good, but the best I can do in the morning over my cup of Maxwell House. Maybe I'd have better luck with a haiku:
Some things make no sense
Like Bud, in its false glory
My soul abhors it.
Yes, I feel that sums it up with clarity and conviction. I'm giving myself a gold star. NEXT!
D. L. Wheaton, President
Ironguts Union Local 1
Southeast Tennessee Region
Endorsing all products from the Burnin' Rubber Brewing Company, particularly Old Finland Seabottom Over-Ripe Sulfuric Goat Cheese IPA. A Scandinavian favorite since 1840.
Calling all 14 oz toughies! Needing "Pop Top" Schlitz and Old Milwaukee Zips, '62 dated Old Mils from Longview, National "chevron," Old Mil from Van Nuys, and any itty-bitty teeny-weeny variation I don't already have.
Shows Attended in 2015
Bama Cannas' Birmingham Brewnanza at Good People Brewing Company, Birmingham AL
Hoosier Chapter's Cabin Fever Reliever, South Bend IN
Bama Cannas' Spring Fling at Railyard Brewing Company, Montgomery AL